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Really Funny Jokes

Rani — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 11:55:25 +0000

A girl died and her soul was taken to heaven,
angels were shocked to see her heart still beating
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Girl replied : “I might be dead but my lover still lives in my heart.”
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and thus the girl was sent to Hell for
OVER-ACTING

Students Raat Me Parhte Hue1st: What’s Da Time?2nd Ne Pathar Utha Kar Samne K Ghar Par Mara
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1 Aurat Nikli Or Boli

Kamino Ab To So Jao
…Raat K 3 Baj Gaye Hain….HEhehehhe

“Height of Happiness”A Boy got a job in a Girls’ Hostel.After 2 months,
……Owner asked:
Why don’t u come to take your Salary?

Boy:Kya?
Salary bhi milay gi..!!xD

Ek Truck doosre Truck ko
Rassi se bandh kar
le ja raha tha

Yeh dekh k
……1 Pathan
Hans
Hans
k Lotpot ho
gaya
aur
kehne laga
“Ek Rassi ko
le jane k liye
2-2 Truck” …:P:P

Ek sUdEnt dOusRe sTuDeNt se: yAr meRA Aj khUck kHAtaRNAk kaAM KrnE KA MaN Kr rai hai!2nd stUdEnt: a CHal pHiR Aj kUch pArhAi krLEte haIN…! ;D

3 Guys were riding in a car

Rani — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 09:23:51 +0000

3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels’ rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

Hardware tech: “Let’s try and fix it. I’ll crawl under the car and take a look. ”

Systems analyst: “No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes.”

Programmer: “Why don’t we just get back in and see if it happens again?”

When Opportunity knocks,MAKE USE OF IT

Rani — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 11:51:45 +0000

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,

‘Did you see me rob this bank?’

The man replied, ‘Yes sir, I did.’

The robber then shot him point blank, killing him instantly..
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man,

‘Did you see me rob this bank?’

The man smartly replied…

“No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!”

- Moral -

When Opportunity knocks…. MAKE USE OF IT ….

The greatest gift of husband

Rani — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 12:14:02 +0000

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”

“My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

If students get wrong concept

Rani — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 12:04:50 +0000

A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic:

“Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class seen God?”

When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then there is no God.”

The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.

“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”

Beggar and software developer

Rani — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 11:33:48 +0000

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???

The Never Ending Joint

Rani — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 08:51:08 +0000

As pothead walks down the road, a genie appears in front of him. “I’ll grant you two wishes,” says the genie.

The pothead replies, “I want a never ending joint.”

The genie says, “As you wish,” and gives him the joint.

The pothead takes a long drag and says, “Awesome! I want another one!”