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I Love Sweet SMS

Rain of Summer, Snow of Winter, Grace of Autumn, Glory of Spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason to smile…:) I=Its just been days since you leftM=Months and ages it feels I=It isnt easy you know S=Smiles and laughs that we shared ……S=Solitude is not what I wanted Y=Your presence, [...]

Pakistan vs India Semi Final 2011

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World Cup Matches Cannot be Played in PAKISTAN -But World “CUP” Could Be In PAKISTAN

POEM ON WORLD CUP

” POEM ON WORLD CUP ” Cricket Ka Maidaan Hai, Khoya Isme Har Insaan Hai, …Isme Shamil Australia, Africa, Newzealand, Westindies, England, Srilanka, Hindustan Hai… Jeetna Har Team Ka Armaan Hai, Magar Sab Sey Ouper Apni Team PAKISTAN Hai, Pehla Cup Jitwaney Wala Apna Captaan Imran Khan Hai, Doosra Cup Jitwaney Wala Younis Khan Hai, [...]

I Love SMS.

I wish you’ve never been so sweet, I wish you weren’t too special, I wish you never became my world. The problem is you are. I wish I didn’t know you and I wish I didn’t love you. The problem is I do.. Kaash K Kbhi Tum Samajh Jao Hamari Mohabbat Ki Inteha..**Hairaan Reh Jao [...]

Just Timepassss Fun

Shared there Collage life Through Bollywood movies. Exam == Kalyug Classes == Kabhi Kabhi Viva == Encounter Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret Examiner == Mrityudata Course == GodZilla Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak Question Paper == Paheli Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz Marks == Ashambhav Paper Out [...]

Free Funny SMS

Ye Kese Mumkin Hai Tujhe Bhool Jaun . . . Faraz, . . . . Tere Naam Pe He To Maine Apnay Faceb00k Ka Password Raka Hai agar apki shaadi nahi ho rahi . . to . . daily subah uth k apni walda k kamry k samne baith k . . zor zor se [...]

Funny SMS 2011

On a cricket match..There was a girl.. …She painted Pakistan flag on her face.. … A boy kissed her and said…. Ummha mera shona pakistan .. What is the difference between wife and saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, [...]

Funny SMS Messages

2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The
Neechay Se Aik Hathi Guzra
Aik Chooha Hathi Pe Ja Gira
Dosra Chooha Bola

…Daba De Salay Ko
Me Bhi Aa Raha Hon…!!

It’s so Funny SMS

Teacher ny Smoking ka nuqsan betane k liye 1 keera smoke jar main dala to wo mar gya, Teachr: Ap ny kya seekha? Student: Smoking sy pait ke keerey mar jaty hain…….kekekeke World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. … [...]

Most Awesome Funny SMS

dunya ka fazool tareen joke plzz es per hasna mat . . . . . . . . . “tawaanai kisko kehtay hain wo tawaa jis per naaii betha ho usko tawaanai kehtay hain” lehhh yeh koi joke tha :O :O :O BEST LOVE TIP . . . . …. . . . . “Don’t [...]

Funny English SMS

Boys have funby teasing girls,Then girls cry ……for few minutes Girls have fun by loving boys Then boys cry 4 life time! Funny but it is fact .. -)) Men are very KIND & Women are very SELFISH..!!”PROOF” Most Women Don’t like to Help unknown men. …But All Men are Ready anytime to HELP unknown [...]

English Funny SMS

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!! Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don’t love me, Who dies 4 u everyday?? Girl replied: . . . Oye hoye… What [...]

Is Waqt Pakistan ke 4 Barey Problems

– Load Shedding – Mehengai … – Taliban – Naujawano Ko Har Haftey Honey Wala Sacha Pyaar.=P:-> Gulab ko bhi kanwal bana detaUnki ek nazar pe Ghazal bana data,Kambakht marti nahi HUM pai koi warna,”LYARI” main bhi “TAJ MAHAL” bana daita.;-) Ek Murghi ne Pak-india Border pe Anda diyaDono Mulk Ek Ande k Liye Larrne [...]

Jab koi Larki Ghar se Bhaag janey ki dhmki de tou?

Jab koi Larki Ghar se Bhaag janey ki dhmki de tou us k Baap ko Chahiye k . . . . . . . . usey ganja kar k bitha den. 5 Maheeney tak bhagney ka naam nahi le gi… (Zubaida Aapa k totky) Agar Behti Hui Nozee Ko ‘SHURRRR” Ker k Uppar Charhaa Lia [...]

prem kahani

wo b din they, dil kehta tha u r only mine… sara din krte they ek doojey ko join… phr huay nikah namey pe jhat pat sign… kuch arsa laga humein k every thing is fine… phir apni is prem kahani me aya decline… ab wo mjhe jin khti ha or me usy diyen…..