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Really Funny Jokes

A girl died and her soul was taken to heaven, angels were shocked to see her heart still beating . . . Girl replied : “I might be dead but my lover still lives in my heart.” . . . . . . . and thus the girl was sent to Hell for OVER-ACTING Students [...]

3 Guys were riding in a car

3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control. So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and [...]

When Opportunity knocks,MAKE USE OF IT

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,

‘Did you see me rob this bank?’

The greatest gift of husband

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

If students get wrong concept

A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic:

“Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class seen God?”

When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then there is no God.”

Beggar and software developer

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

The Never Ending Joint

As pothead walks down the road, a genie appears in front of him. “I’ll grant you two wishes,” says the genie. The pothead replies, “I want a never ending joint.” The genie says, “As you wish,” and gives him the joint. The pothead takes a long drag and says, “Awesome! I want another one!”